Describe a recent event that made you laugh

Describe a recent event that made you laugh
雅思口语,说一分半钟,

1 one day in the bus, due to overcrowding, a male and a female collide. Trendy girl back Fei Yan said: " are you sick ah? " The man feels be rather baffling, replied: " you have the medicine? " The car snicker! Women feel angry, replied: " you have mental illness ah? " Men's cold face said: " you can cure ah? " The people of the whole vehicle explodes laugh! Bus driver to stop, lying laughing on the steering wheel!
2 Super crowded bus, there is a woman standing at the door. Squeeze them from the car behind a GG to get off, with that woman said: " let's look, get off ". The woman did not move. GG squeezes the past on her. The woman is very fierce as a result, constantly scolded: " neuropathic ah you! Neuropathic ah you! ~ ~ ", also super loud, in the car watching. GG has been no talk, can not get off when the forbearance, back to the woman said: " you repeat your machine! " There are several funny behind the child, kept playing just a scene, armour says: " you neuropathy ah you! ... ... ... ... " Second says: " you you repeat your machine ... ... ... ... " Nike air max! Later, a small MM also wants to get off, squeeze and murmured: " I ~ I ~ I would like to go, I'm not insane ~! " Whole vehicle person again laughing ~! The woman did not speak, but the rains from the edge of a sentence: " is it right? No electricity? " All cars were laughing more than ~!好了,楼主,这是2个我觉得经典的笑话,应该够1分钟的了,望及时采纳!