英语幽默小故事,35个词!
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英语幽默小故事,35个词!
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1.Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
2.Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husnband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说:我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是,那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆.
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
2.Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husnband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说:我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是,那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆.