搜狗做题网求一英语笑话,要2人对话,
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求一英语笑话,要2人对话,
也可以算是剧本,大概是5分钟左右的2人对话
难度适中,
也可以算是剧本,大概是5分钟左右的2人对话
难度适中,
Hu is leading China
Bush:Condi!Nice to see you.What's happening?
Condi:Sir,I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush:Great.Lay it on me.
Condi:Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush:That's what I want to know.
Condi:That's what I'm telling you.
Bush:That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes.
Bush:I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The guy in China.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The new leader of China.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The Chinaman!
Condi:Hu is leading China.
Bush:Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush:Well,I'm asking you.Who is leading China?
Condi:That's the man's name.
Bush:That's who's name?
Condi:Yes.
Bush:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir?Yassir Arafat is in China?I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:That's correct.
Bush:Then who is in China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir is in China?
Condi:No,sir.
Bush:Then who is?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir?
Condi:No,sir.
Bush:Look,Condi.I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.on the phone.
Condi:Kofi?
Bush:No,thanks.
Condi:You want Kofi?
Bush:No.
Condi:You don't want Kofi.
Bush:No.But now that you mention it,I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Not Yassir!The guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
Bush:Milk!Will you please make the call?
Condi:And call who?
Bush:Who is the guy at the U.
Condi:Hu is the guy in China.
Bush:Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:And stay out of the Middle East!Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi.
Bush:All right!With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi:Rice,here.
Bush:Rice?Good idea.And a couple of egg rolls,too.Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.And the Middle East.Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Bush:Condi!Nice to see you.What's happening?
Condi:Sir,I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush:Great.Lay it on me.
Condi:Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush:That's what I want to know.
Condi:That's what I'm telling you.
Bush:That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes.
Bush:I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The guy in China.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The new leader of China.
Condi:Hu.
Bush:The Chinaman!
Condi:Hu is leading China.
Bush:Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush:Well,I'm asking you.Who is leading China?
Condi:That's the man's name.
Bush:That's who's name?
Condi:Yes.
Bush:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir?Yassir Arafat is in China?I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:That's correct.
Bush:Then who is in China?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir is in China?
Condi:No,sir.
Bush:Then who is?
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Yassir?
Condi:No,sir.
Bush:Look,Condi.I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.on the phone.
Condi:Kofi?
Bush:No,thanks.
Condi:You want Kofi?
Bush:No.
Condi:You don't want Kofi.
Bush:No.But now that you mention it,I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:Not Yassir!The guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi?
Bush:Milk!Will you please make the call?
Condi:And call who?
Bush:Who is the guy at the U.
Condi:Hu is the guy in China.
Bush:Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:Yes,sir.
Bush:And stay out of the Middle East!Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:Kofi.
Bush:All right!With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi:Rice,here.
Bush:Rice?Good idea.And a couple of egg rolls,too.Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.And the Middle East.Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?