英语翻译One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.As he is wa

英语翻译
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon:Why so glum?chum?
Guy:What do you think?I'm in hell.
Demon:Hell's not so bad.We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:Sure,I love to drink.Love the drinks.
Demon:Well you're gonna love Mondays then.On?Mondays that's all we do is drink.Whiskey,tequila,Guinness,wine coolers,diet tab,and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:Gee炉hat sounds great.
Demon:You a smoker?
Guy:You better believe it!Love the smoking.
Demon:Alright!You're gonna love Tuesdays.We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon:I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:Why?yes?as a matter of fact?I do.Love the gambling.
Demon:Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.Craps,Blackjack,Roulette,Poker,Slots,whatever...If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon:牋 You into drugs?
Guy:Are you kidding?Love drugs!You don't mean...
Demon:That's right!Thursday is drug day.Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack.or smack.Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.You can do all the drugs you want烬nd if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!O.D.
Guy:Yowza!I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!
Demon:You gay?
Guy:Uh?no.
Demon:Ooooh?(grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

一天人在地狱死并且发现自己.当他在绝望耽溺于他开他的与邪魔的首次会议…
Demon ：为什么很愁苦?密友?
Guy ：您认为怎样?我在地狱.
Demon ：地狱的不那么坏.我们实际上获得很多乐趣下来这里…您一个drinkin人?
Guy ：肯定,我爱喝.爱饮料.
Demon ：很好您然后爱星期一.星期一是的全部我们是饮料.威士忌酒,龙舌兰酒,吉尼斯,冷酒器,节食选项,并且fresca…我们喝直到我们投掷我们然后喝有些!
Guy ：Gee炉hat听起来伟大.
Demon ：您吸烟者?
Guy ：您更好相信它!爱抽烟.
Demon ：行!您爱星期二.我们从全世界得到最美好的雪茄并且抽我们的肺.如果您得到癌症-没有大物-您是否是已经死的记得?
Guy ：是…令人敬畏的哇…!
Demon ：我打赌您喜欢赌博.
Guy ：为什么?实际上?我.爱赌博.
Demon ：起因星期三您能赌博您要.的所有?胡扯,大酒杯,轮盘赌,啤牌,槽孔,什么… 如果您破产…好您无论如何是死的.
Demon ：牋您入药物?
Guy ：你在开玩笑吗?爱药物!您不意味…
Demon ：那是不错!星期四是药物天.帮助自己到一个伟大的大碗裂缝.或者击响.抽doobie潜水艇的大小.您能做所有药物您want烬nd,如果是不错的ya药剂过量是否是- -您死的-关心!O.D.!
Guy ：Yowza!我未曾体会地狱是这样swingin地方!
Demon ：您快乐?
Guy ：Uh 不.
Demon ：Ooooh (鬼脸)您真正地恨星期五.